Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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