it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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