I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Everything about him screamed your future.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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