He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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