idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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