yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
