i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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