Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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