we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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