I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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