This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Two words: blizzard sex
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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