things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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