brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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