Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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