P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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