Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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