careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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