I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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