"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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