You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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