it wasn't lemon gatorade
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Damn victory sex feels great
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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