I want to stick my p in your. b.
That's intense
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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