just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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