We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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