I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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