Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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