I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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