The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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