I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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