Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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