The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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