how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
it's like heaven, but drunker
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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