Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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