glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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