Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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