Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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