I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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