we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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