Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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