She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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