i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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