and my herpes radar will keep us safe
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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