shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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