Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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