I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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