Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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