Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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