when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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