what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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