Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We are two peas in an std pod
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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