The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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