just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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