he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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